The Worst Place You've Ever Been

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

My parents and I went on a short drive once and ended up in this little town west of Jacksonville, FL. It was late and we decided to stop at this little BBQ restaurant. It was small business mom & pop type place. I don't remember much about the food, but every around us were locals. This one table the restaurant manager was sitting at talking to a friend I guess who was a farmer. This farmer guy was loudly telling the most obnoxious story about birthing a calf. It was disgusting and me and parents were having to eat while listening to it.

The manager came up to us to talk to us (I hate it when they do that). Somehow, the manager started talking about their newly painted men's restroom. He decided to show my whole family the men's room. We looked inside and saw that he a painted tree on the wall surrounding the urinal. When we FINALLY left the restaurant and got into our cars, we (my family) started laughing about it all. That was the worst restaurant I've ever been to. Maybe it'll be on Kitchen Nightmares someday.