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Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough
July 31, 2013 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: July 31, 2013 at 7:32 pm by StuW.)
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Quote:This seems to be what you are saying.
How about now?

I think I do, how about this analogy..

God is a company, each of the facets of the trinity are departments..
Yahweh - Directors
Jesus - Public Relations
HS - Accountant

Ergo you could say that humanity are potential shareholders and have to "Buy in" to the company and stay with them to get a dividend (heaven). The Company business plan would be the bible and as long as you stick to the business plan you get a good dividend! You could also take this further and say that in order for the shareholders (humanity) to get the dividend the we had to stay out of Debt (sin) so Jesus's department was closed (sacrificed) to save money but he was re-hired onto the board of directors!!

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Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 28, 2013 at 11:54 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by kılıç_mehmet - July 28, 2013 at 12:21 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Psykhronic - July 28, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Dragonetti - July 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by genkaus - July 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Silver - July 28, 2013 at 8:28 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Godschild - July 28, 2013 at 11:08 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 29, 2013 at 12:37 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Cinjin - July 29, 2013 at 1:30 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 28, 2013 at 8:30 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Drich - July 28, 2013 at 9:21 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Tonus - July 29, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by ThomM - August 5, 2013 at 9:13 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Bad Writer - August 5, 2013 at 9:41 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 28, 2013 at 10:48 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Anomalocaris - July 28, 2013 at 11:55 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by FifthElement - July 29, 2013 at 1:07 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Drich - July 30, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Tonus - July 30, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Drich - July 31, 2013 at 9:08 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Tonus - July 31, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Drich - July 31, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Bad Writer - July 31, 2013 at 4:06 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Tonus - July 31, 2013 at 5:00 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Drich - August 1, 2013 at 9:38 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Tonus - August 1, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Drich - August 2, 2013 at 12:17 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Bad Writer - August 2, 2013 at 12:50 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Tonus - August 2, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by StuW - July 31, 2013 at 7:31 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Cinjin - August 1, 2013 at 4:26 am
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 30, 2013 at 1:41 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 30, 2013 at 1:50 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Cinjin - July 30, 2013 at 10:31 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by ronedee - July 31, 2013 at 12:09 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by kılıç_mehmet - July 31, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Cinjin - July 30, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 30, 2013 at 11:31 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Anomalocaris - July 31, 2013 at 1:12 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 31, 2013 at 4:49 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - July 31, 2013 at 7:57 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by MikeTheInfidel - August 1, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Drich - August 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - August 1, 2013 at 6:53 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Silver - August 1, 2013 at 10:27 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Tonus - August 5, 2013 at 6:29 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - August 1, 2013 at 10:35 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Cyberman - August 2, 2013 at 6:53 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Doubting Thomas - August 2, 2013 at 9:04 am
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by ronedee - August 2, 2013 at 10:16 am
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Anomalocaris - August 2, 2013 at 12:28 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Doubting Thomas - August 2, 2013 at 1:29 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Cyberman - August 2, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by ronedee - August 2, 2013 at 3:11 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by ronedee - August 5, 2013 at 2:51 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Brakeman - August 7, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Faith No More - August 2, 2013 at 10:42 pm
RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Silver - August 2, 2013 at 11:00 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Simon Moon - August 2, 2013 at 2:04 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - August 2, 2013 at 1:10 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Minimalist - August 2, 2013 at 9:49 pm
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RE: Did They Not Pray Hard Enough - by Anomalocaris - August 6, 2013 at 6:52 pm
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