I've actually seen Facebook posts (yeah, I know) saying how those kids are clearly not starving, because look how fat they are. Yes, I wish I was making this up. There really are people that pig-ignorant in the world. Scared yet?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'