A friend once proposed this personal ad: "Looking for one more chance to prove I'm totally incapable of intimacy with another human being. Also, 58 Chevy for sale."
He wasn't serious but something like that could work. Maybe: "Free to good home, my cherry. Have had it to myself for 20 plus years and just feel it is time to move on. Please take care of it!"
He wasn't serious but something like that could work. Maybe: "Free to good home, my cherry. Have had it to myself for 20 plus years and just feel it is time to move on. Please take care of it!"