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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them

August 6, 2013 at 11:54 pm

(August 6, 2013 at 10:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 9:46 pm)catfish Wrote: What's the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to scatter your enemies, to see them driven before you, to watch their cities turn to dust, to see their beloved in tears, and to gather in your bosom their wives and daughters.

You, sir, need to give autoerotic asphyxiation a serious go. Quit pussyfooting around it. Really get that camel dick knotted tight.

Grief.

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Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 6, 2013 at 9:25 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 9:46 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 6, 2013 at 10:45 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Chas - August 6, 2013 at 11:06 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 6, 2013 at 11:11 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Chas - August 6, 2013 at 11:13 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 6, 2013 at 11:14 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Chas - August 6, 2013 at 11:18 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 6, 2013 at 11:20 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Chas - August 6, 2013 at 11:22 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 6, 2013 at 11:24 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 11:28 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Anomalocaris - August 7, 2013 at 12:19 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Chas - August 7, 2013 at 6:34 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Captain Colostomy - August 6, 2013 at 11:54 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 7, 2013 at 3:26 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Captain Colostomy - August 6, 2013 at 10:11 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 11:02 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 6, 2013 at 11:03 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 11:07 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 11:13 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 11:17 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 11:23 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Something completely different - August 6, 2013 at 11:28 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 7, 2013 at 2:43 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 12, 2013 at 6:19 am

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by catfish - August 6, 2013 at 11:57 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by NoraBrimstone - August 7, 2013 at 6:32 am

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by paulpablo - August 7, 2013 at 6:33 am

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Captain Colostomy - August 7, 2013 at 12:10 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by littleendian - August 7, 2013 at 9:42 am

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Cyberman - August 7, 2013 at 12:08 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 7, 2013 at 12:12 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Walking Void - August 7, 2013 at 2:18 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Cyberman - August 7, 2013 at 2:54 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Jackalope - August 7, 2013 at 2:57 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Walking Void - August 7, 2013 at 6:51 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Cyberman - August 7, 2013 at 3:06 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Captain Colostomy - August 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 7, 2013 at 3:43 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Cyberman - August 7, 2013 at 3:44 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by ITChick - August 7, 2013 at 3:54 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Captain Colostomy - August 7, 2013 at 4:07 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Jackalope - August 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 7, 2013 at 4:24 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Cyberman - August 7, 2013 at 4:21 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Jackalope - August 7, 2013 at 4:38 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 7, 2013 at 4:10 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Jackalope - August 7, 2013 at 4:23 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Captain Colostomy - August 7, 2013 at 4:44 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by popeyespappy - August 7, 2013 at 4:32 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 12, 2013 at 6:36 am

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by kılıç_mehmet - August 12, 2013 at 7:10 am

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Walking Void - August 12, 2013 at 6:58 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Astrodia - August 12, 2013 at 7:53 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by The Reality Salesman - August 12, 2013 at 7:58 pm

RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them - by Dragonetti - August 13, 2013 at 1:41 am

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