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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"

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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
August 11, 2013 at 12:03 am
Idiots.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013081...EJ9G4.html

Quote: Hannah Gastonguay, 26, said Saturday that she and her husband "decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us" when they took their two small children and her father-in-law and set sail from San Diego for the tiny island nation of Kiribati in May.

But just weeks into their journey, the Gastonguays hit a series of storms that damaged their small boat, leaving them adrift for weeks, unable to make progress. They were eventually picked up by a Venezuelan fishing vessel, transferred to a Japanese cargo ship and taken to Chile where they are resting in a hotel in the port city of San Antonio.

How long before one of our resident idiots shows up claiming another fucking "miracle" that they weren't killed?
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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"

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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 11, 2013 at 12:03 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Fruity - August 11, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Captain Colostomy - August 11, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 11, 2013 at 12:20 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Captain Colostomy - August 11, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Bad Writer - August 11, 2013 at 12:57 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by NoraBrimstone - August 11, 2013 at 9:50 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 11, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Tonus - August 11, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Psykhronic - August 11, 2013 at 12:40 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Ferraro - August 11, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Drich - August 11, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Ryantology - August 23, 2013 at 5:02 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 24, 2013 at 9:14 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 11, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Drich - August 11, 2013 at 10:41 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by freedomfromforum - August 11, 2013 at 7:24 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Chas - August 11, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by freedomfromforum - August 11, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Tonus - August 11, 2013 at 8:02 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 11, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by discipulus - August 22, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Silver - August 22, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Tonus - August 23, 2013 at 7:33 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by freedomfromforum - August 24, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 23, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Zen Badger - August 24, 2013 at 9:09 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 22, 2013 at 7:21 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Doubting Thomas - August 23, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Bad Writer - August 23, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Doubting Thomas - August 23, 2013 at 3:36 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Bad Writer - August 24, 2013 at 6:47 pm

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