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Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 2:01 pm
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Apparently there is a woman who was possessed as a result of using Facebook. I feel so sorry for the woman. She's obviously been heavily brainwashed. From what I understood, a Jinn tracked down this woman and did nasty things with her Facebook photos and her life is now cursed so she has to read Quran very carefully, all the time. So spiritual entities have Facebook accounts? I would love to talk to a Jinn.
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 2:04 pm
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I thought this thread was about Catholic_Lady being poo-sessed because of Facebook.
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 2:06 pm
But if I'm already possessed, will it go away if I go on Facebook? Does the demon get distracted or somethin?
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm
This thread title made me die inside.
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 2:43 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 2:06 pm)Vic Wrote: But if I'm already possessed, will it go away if I go on Facebook? Does the demon get distracted or somethin?
Only is you make a fake profile.
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Kaiser Wrote: This thread title made me die inside.
Yo ucan dea lwithit.
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 3:04 pm
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(November 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (November 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Kaiser Wrote: This thread title made me die inside.
Yo ucan dea lwithit.
Regna terrae, cantata Deo, psallite Cernunnos, Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia. caeli Deus, Deus terrae, Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate, Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia, Omnis fallaciae, libera nos, dominates. Exorcizamus you omnis immundus spiritus Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio, Infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, dominates, Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias, Te rogamus, audi nos! Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris, Te rogamus, audi nos! Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo, Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae, Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri, Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 3:09 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 3:04 pm)Kaiser Wrote: (November 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Yo ucan dea lwithit.
Regna terrae, cantata Deo, psallite Cernunnos, Regna terrae, cantata Dea psallite Aradia. caeli Deus, Deus terrae, Humiliter majestati gloriae tuae supplicamus Ut ab omni infernalium spirituum potestate, Laqueo, and deceptione nequitia, Omnis fallaciae, libera nos, dominates. Exorcizamus you omnis immundus spiritus Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio, Infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, Omnis and congregatio secta diabolica. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, dominates, Ut coven tuam secura tibi libertate servire facias, Te rogamus, audi nos! Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris, Te rogamus, audi nos! Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo, Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae, Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri, Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 3:11 pm
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RE: Apparently yo ucan be poosessed via cyberspace...wtf
November 20, 2015 at 3:14 pm
(November 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Kaiser Wrote: This thread title made me die inside.
It made me think Drich wrote it.... 
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