Ask, Slander, and Suffer
August 11, 2013 at 5:40 pm
(This post was last modified: August 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
Dear Christians, I have a very simple method to convert you to atheism. It's called Ask, Slander, and Suffer aka A/S/S.
First, you *A*sk God if he's there. "Hey God? You there? Helloooo? Where are youuuuuu?" Something like that.
Then, if God doesn't reply, you *S*lander him. Something like "Hey God, you and Zeus are gay lovers!" or "Mary was faking it!" etc. Get creative.
Then, wait. If you tried slandering God enough, he should make you *S*uffer. If something significantly bad happens to you out of the ordinary then you know God exists. But...if nothing happens to you then you know he probably doesn't exist.
This is the only way to be an atheist btw. You must do A/S/S to become an atheist.
First, you *A*sk God if he's there. "Hey God? You there? Helloooo? Where are youuuuuu?" Something like that.
Then, if God doesn't reply, you *S*lander him. Something like "Hey God, you and Zeus are gay lovers!" or "Mary was faking it!" etc. Get creative.
Then, wait. If you tried slandering God enough, he should make you *S*uffer. If something significantly bad happens to you out of the ordinary then you know God exists. But...if nothing happens to you then you know he probably doesn't exist.
This is the only way to be an atheist btw. You must do A/S/S to become an atheist.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
