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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
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RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 12:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: Idiots.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013081...EJ9G4.html

Quote: Hannah Gastonguay, 26, said Saturday that she and her husband "decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us" when they took their two small children and her father-in-law and set sail from San Diego for the tiny island nation of Kiribati in May.

But just weeks into their journey, the Gastonguays hit a series of storms that damaged their small boat, leaving them adrift for weeks, unable to make progress. They were eventually picked up by a Venezuelan fishing vessel, transferred to a Japanese cargo ship and taken to Chile where they are resting in a hotel in the port city of San Antonio.

How long before one of our resident idiots shows up claiming another fucking "miracle" that they weren't killed?

I'd like to 'point out' the comment of "The idiot" who made the opening post, was the first to mention "was not a miracle that they weren't killed."Wink

Still keeping score Minnie? Be sure to mark me down for two Big Grin

My first thoughts were perhaps Hannah's husband should learn to listen and wait for God, rather foolishly leaping faith first.
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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 11, 2013 at 12:03 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Fruity - August 11, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Captain Colostomy - August 11, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 11, 2013 at 12:20 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Captain Colostomy - August 11, 2013 at 12:27 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Bad Writer - August 11, 2013 at 12:57 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by NoraBrimstone - August 11, 2013 at 9:50 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 11, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Tonus - August 11, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Psykhronic - August 11, 2013 at 12:40 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Ferraro - August 11, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Drich - August 11, 2013 at 6:37 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Ryantology - August 23, 2013 at 5:02 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 24, 2013 at 9:14 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 11, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Drich - August 11, 2013 at 10:41 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by freedomfromforum - August 11, 2013 at 7:24 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Chas - August 11, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by freedomfromforum - August 11, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Tonus - August 11, 2013 at 8:02 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 11, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by discipulus - August 22, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Silver - August 22, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Tonus - August 23, 2013 at 7:33 am
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by freedomfromforum - August 24, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Esquilax - August 23, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Zen Badger - August 24, 2013 at 9:09 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Minimalist - August 22, 2013 at 7:21 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Doubting Thomas - August 23, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Bad Writer - August 23, 2013 at 2:01 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Doubting Thomas - August 23, 2013 at 3:36 pm
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!" - by Bad Writer - August 24, 2013 at 6:47 pm

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