As evidence of just how low I'll sink to get laid, I endured "The Notebook" to placate my demonic, estrogen-spraying fiancé. No amount of Clorox will wash the bad taste from my mouth, and all the insulin in the world would be insufficient to bring my blood sugar back to within a normal range.
I'm plotting my revenge for the weekend: a double feature of "The Dirty Dozen" and "Fight Club."
I'm plotting my revenge for the weekend: a double feature of "The Dirty Dozen" and "Fight Club."