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The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

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The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
August 15, 2013 at 4:35 pm
You'd think if a biblical offshoot was gonna demand a vanilla existence like that, they would at least promise actual heaven as a reward...not just eternity on earth.

I couldn't hack being that boring in just this life!
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RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Captain Colostomy - August 15, 2013 at 4:35 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Silver - August 15, 2013 at 9:44 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Jackalope - August 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 17, 2013 at 8:20 am
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Fruity - August 15, 2013 at 11:20 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by gall - August 20, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 20, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Fruity - August 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 20, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by gall - August 22, 2013 at 8:03 am

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