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The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
FaithNoMore wrote:
Quote:What a painful existence.

Makes me wonder what their suicide rate is.

Jehova's Witnesses can't do that either (suicide).
Should be there in the list, somewhere between "no bingo" and "no shaking of the booty". If the last one I mentioned is not in the list either, it should be there, somewhere between "no bingo" and "no use of the word booty". If the last one I mentioned is not in there, should be there...
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Silver - August 15, 2013 at 9:44 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Jackalope - August 16, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 17, 2013 at 8:20 am
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Fruity - August 15, 2013 at 11:20 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by gall - August 20, 2013 at 11:03 am
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 20, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Fruity - August 20, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 20, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program - by gall - August 22, 2013 at 8:03 am

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