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God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!

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God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
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RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!
August 16, 2013 at 1:41 pm
Quote:Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of your life. And he has a list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any, any, of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and ash and torture where he will send you to suffere and burn and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time!

...but he loves you.

He loves yoy and he needs money!

-George Carlin

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God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT!

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God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT! - by freedomfromforum - August 14, 2013 at 8:09 pm
RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT! - by NoraBrimstone - August 15, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT! - by Minimalist - August 15, 2013 at 1:07 pm
RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT! - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT! - by JesusHChrist - August 15, 2013 at 2:15 pm
RE: God Can't Afford His Own Work-RANT! - by FifthElement - August 16, 2013 at 1:41 pm

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