[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello

[Mark Dreher]

Ok.

You have had

your fun.

Who are you?

Really?

My dear, seriously, no kidding around.

You now speak with "The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

And I am telling you that

As sincerely, as I can.

You will notice that "I do not solicited money".

Or even accept money.

Pro bono.

I am here, only only only, for your good.

This is called "The Final Reaping".

The last call.

And then, you're all toast, I'm afraid.

Everyone, who is not reaped.

Take it, very seriously.

I mean really.

I can not say that, emphatically, enough.

Take it

Very seriously.