RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 11:59 am
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Walking Void.)
Quote: Yep.
Yesterday, God asked me to "talk to these atheists".
That was until the day Isaac's mother heard heard a voice from above, "Your son has been corrupted by sin... he needs to be saved".
"I will do my best to save him my Lord", Isaac's mother replied... rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life.
Again the voice called to her, "Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."
"I will follow Your instructions, Lord: I have faith in Thee", Isaac's mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.
One last time, Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her, "You've done as I've asked... but I still question your devotion to Me to prove your faith. I will ask one more thing of you".
"Yes, Lord, anything", Isaac's mother begged.
"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life as an offering to Me to prove you love Me above all else".
"Yes, Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen.
