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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(August 21, 2013 at 2:59 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: I can prove it, silly.

You just had to ask.

Are you aware that the bible, in both the old testament, and in the new, says that the second coming will have a SINGLE, (and that is important) MASSIVE thigh?

This sign is mentioned in the book of Revelation at verse 19:16.

And in the book of Ezekiel at verse 21:12.

Here is a photo of that thigh.

http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm

You are welcome.

Oh, that's fucking hilarious. The verse is "His name will be written on his thigh," and since you have a deformed, swollen thigh, that makes you god?

Why is it that self-proclaimed messiahs always have brains of jello?

That being said, I have serious doubts that you are for real.

Holy Fucking Shit! *I* have a SINGLE MASSIVE thigh (*). I must also be the messiah. Hey - didn't I claim to be the messiah earlier in this thread? My prophecy is true!

Kneel, suckers!

(*) No, seriously - it's the result of a medical condition. "Massive" is a bit of an exaggeration, but the right is very noticeably larger than the left.



Messages In This Thread
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Nine - August 21, 2013 at 6:19 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:12 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by ITChick - August 21, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Jackalope - August 21, 2013 at 4:17 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 8:48 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 10:16 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 23, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 23, 2013 at 8:47 am

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