(August 21, 2013 at 4:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(August 21, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, that's fucking hilarious. The verse is "His name will be written on his thigh," and since you have a deformed, swollen thigh, that makes you god?
Why is it that self-proclaimed messiahs always have brains of jello?
That being said, I have serious doubts that you are for real.
Holy Fucking Shit! *I* have a SINGLE MASSIVE thigh (*). I must also be the messiah. Hey - didn't I claim to be the messiah earlier in this thread? My prophecy is true!
Kneel, suckers!
(*) No, seriously - it's the result of a medical condition. "Massive" is a bit of an exaggeration, but the right is very noticeably larger than the left.
Let's see a photo.
I have a 32 inch waist, and a 30 inch thigh.
And I believe, that is unique.
But I'm always willing
To be proven wrong.