RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 21, 2013 at 7:37 pm
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2013 at 7:38 pm by Cyberman.)
(August 21, 2013 at 3:42 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote:(August 21, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote: According to Grammar Police Directive 195, section 14(b) second paragraph, the word "real" is not a verb. Interestingly, the D and L keys are nowhere near each other on a standard keyboard, so it can't literally qualify as a typo either. You really do move in mysterious ways, don't you?
Why can't you tell me? Aren't you a god?
No Stimbo, there is only one God.
Just one.
And, it isn't me.
Well, I agree with you on that last part; but I didn't say you were "God". I said "a god". Swap that out for "Jesus", "messiah" or whatever safe word you want to use and have another crack at it.
By thje way, figured out how to use Google Image Search yet? You ought to. The Almighty Google has all the answers. It even knows all about you; there's no hiding from its ever-present gaze. Bow down, ye mortals, and make obeisance to the Almighty Google!
(And don't forget the cheezburger for Ceiling Cat... just in case.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
