I'm sorry - I've tried wading through this guy's shit, I really have. But all I see is:
It rubs, the lotion
On its skin
Or else, it gets
The hose
Again
Far as I see it, Dreher, you're either trying to come off as far more creepy and intimidating than might be considered normal in a sane human being, in which case I suggest you knock it off; or you actually are that creepy and intimidating in what passes for real life for you, in which case you need industrial strength help like no-one ever has before. I seriously hope you're just trolling us, for everyone's sake.
It rubs, the lotion
On its skin
Or else, it gets
The hose
Again
Far as I see it, Dreher, you're either trying to come off as far more creepy and intimidating than might be considered normal in a sane human being, in which case I suggest you knock it off; or you actually are that creepy and intimidating in what passes for real life for you, in which case you need industrial strength help like no-one ever has before. I seriously hope you're just trolling us, for everyone's sake.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'