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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 23, 2013 at 8:56 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 8:43 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: The Second Coming, does not "lay hands", on anyone.

He don't get his hands dirty.

Can you imagine that?

He more like snaps his fingers

And it happens.

You're clearly a crazy asshole who has considered mass murdering people.




Only bad people my dear.

And not "hands on".

Like with a gun.

So..

No worries.

If I snap my fingers, God has to pull the trigger.

In other words, it is done through "supernatural means".

And therefor, must be fully authorized, by God.

In order to work.

No hands on stuff

Is EVER needed.

And yes, "the fourth seal" has been broken.

And the easiest way to explain what that means, is just to post the verses.

They explain themselves.

Revelation 6:7-8

The Fourth Seal--Death

7When the Lamb (the Second Coming of the Lord Jesus Christ) broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, "Come." 8 "And I looked, and behold, I saw a pale horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death, and all Hell followed along with him. And authority was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with the sword (my tongue), and with famine, and with pestilence, and with the wild beasts of the earth".

People who do not say grace.

Will not be around, much longer.

The big flush

Is coming.

The shit goes down.

Smells better already.



Messages In This Thread
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Nine - August 21, 2013 at 6:19 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:12 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 21, 2013 at 11:42 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 21, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by ITChick - August 21, 2013 at 12:48 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 8:48 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 10:16 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Cyberman - August 22, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2013 at 12:43 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by c172 - August 23, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Tonus - August 23, 2013 at 8:47 am
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello - by Mark Dreher - August 23, 2013 at 9:09 am

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