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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?

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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?
August 25, 2013 at 12:28 pm (This post was last modified: August 25, 2013 at 12:28 pm by smax.)
If Satan accumulates more souls than god, he wins the ultimate war of the afterlife and takes over the divine realm. Personally, I'm pulling for Satan because I've read god's book and god's plan, and it sucks!

God just wants millions of people kissing his ass all day and all night, singing him songs and praising him. Among the most distinguished guests will be Adolf Hitler and George Bush.

I don't know what kind of afterlife Satan intends to lead, but all the fun people are going to be there so I have to believe it will be better than heaven. Besides, who doesn't want to catch up with Albert Einstein in the afterlife and talk shop?
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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by smax - August 25, 2013 at 12:28 pm

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