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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?

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RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him?

August 25, 2013 at 12:59 pm

I've often heard from demons that souls are absolutely delicious toasted and dipped in melted chocolate. I expect that's what Satan wants them for. Wouldn't you?

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Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brakeman - August 24, 2013 at 3:40 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 24, 2013 at 3:50 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Nine - August 24, 2013 at 3:51 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Walking Void - August 24, 2013 at 3:55 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Sword of Christ - August 24, 2013 at 4:09 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 24, 2013 at 4:10 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Sword of Christ - August 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Walking Void - August 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Minimalist - August 24, 2013 at 4:36 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Tonus - August 26, 2013 at 9:22 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Walking Void - August 24, 2013 at 4:46 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Minimalist - August 24, 2013 at 7:16 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by _xenu_ - August 28, 2013 at 4:46 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Godschild - August 24, 2013 at 5:01 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brakeman - August 24, 2013 at 6:53 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 24, 2013 at 7:31 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brakeman - August 25, 2013 at 11:22 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by freedomfromforum - August 25, 2013 at 11:57 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Godschild - August 26, 2013 at 6:06 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by FifthElement - August 27, 2013 at 8:07 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brakeman - August 27, 2013 at 10:49 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Godschild - August 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Doubting Thomas - August 28, 2013 at 4:06 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Godschild - August 28, 2013 at 4:09 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 28, 2013 at 4:18 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brakeman - August 28, 2013 at 5:46 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 5:54 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 28, 2013 at 6:11 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 6:16 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 28, 2013 at 6:23 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 6:29 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 28, 2013 at 6:32 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 28, 2013 at 6:32 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 6:49 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 28, 2013 at 6:55 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 7:08 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 29, 2013 at 12:10 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 29, 2013 at 12:24 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 29, 2013 at 12:28 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by MindForgedManacle - August 29, 2013 at 12:36 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 30, 2013 at 1:52 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Esquilax - August 31, 2013 at 10:42 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - September 1, 2013 at 12:07 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Esquilax - September 1, 2013 at 5:23 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Esquilax - August 29, 2013 at 3:27 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 28, 2013 at 6:57 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brakeman - August 28, 2013 at 6:12 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brakeman - August 28, 2013 at 9:41 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by FifthElement - August 26, 2013 at 12:59 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Something completely different - August 24, 2013 at 5:03 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Nine - August 24, 2013 at 5:22 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Walking Void - August 24, 2013 at 5:07 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 24, 2013 at 5:33 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Sakumofo - August 25, 2013 at 2:28 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Minimalist - August 25, 2013 at 11:44 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 25, 2013 at 11:47 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by LostLocke - August 25, 2013 at 12:16 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by smax - August 25, 2013 at 12:28 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 5:36 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Crossless1 - August 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Tonus - August 28, 2013 at 9:16 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by NoraBrimstone - August 25, 2013 at 12:59 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by freedomfromforum - August 25, 2013 at 1:19 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by NoraBrimstone - August 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 25, 2013 at 5:41 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Anomalocaris - August 25, 2013 at 2:36 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Walking Void - August 25, 2013 at 10:10 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 25, 2013 at 10:42 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Minimalist - August 26, 2013 at 3:08 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Drich - August 26, 2013 at 9:34 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Tonus - August 26, 2013 at 9:39 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Walking Void - August 26, 2013 at 9:40 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Doubting Thomas - August 27, 2013 at 12:20 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by LostLocke - August 27, 2013 at 7:49 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Doubting Thomas - August 28, 2013 at 9:33 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Minimalist - August 28, 2013 at 3:58 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Doubting Thomas - August 28, 2013 at 4:24 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brian37 - August 28, 2013 at 6:44 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 28, 2013 at 7:15 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 11:50 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 28, 2013 at 11:51 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 29, 2013 at 12:03 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 28, 2013 at 7:15 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by rexbeccarox - August 28, 2013 at 9:06 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 28, 2013 at 11:52 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 29, 2013 at 12:06 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brian37 - August 29, 2013 at 7:05 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Brian37 - August 31, 2013 at 5:26 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 31, 2013 at 10:50 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 31, 2013 at 11:10 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - August 31, 2013 at 11:33 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 31, 2013 at 11:37 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Silver - August 31, 2013 at 11:39 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Esquilax - August 31, 2013 at 11:41 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - September 1, 2013 at 12:22 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - September 1, 2013 at 12:29 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by FifthElement - September 1, 2013 at 11:20 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - September 3, 2013 at 1:24 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - September 3, 2013 at 2:49 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Tonus - September 1, 2013 at 8:42 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - September 3, 2013 at 2:25 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by Tonus - September 3, 2013 at 9:32 am

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by ronedee - September 3, 2013 at 1:22 pm

RE: Why would Satan want souls? What use are they to him? - by pineapplebunnybounce - September 1, 2013 at 12:19 am

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