Attn: Theists - What would it take to prove you wrong?

[Esquilax]

Prove it.

An effect has a cause.

Except for your god, right? Special pleading at it's finest.

See, this is what drives me completely batshit fucking insane about theists like you, it's the complete, arrogant, bull headed, oblivious arguments that you make, without ever actually thinking through them.

How fucking dare you ridicule my position, which is based on evidence and reasoning, as being "something happening for no reason" and then turn around, quick as you like, and claim that your god does exactly that? You dishonest fucker!

Lemme guess, you got this Kalam bullshit from William Lane Craig or some other moron and didn't bother actually thinking it through, right? It just confirmed the belief you already had, so it got a free pass, yeah? Ever fucking considered it for even a second?

Well, lemme put it to bed right now, probably futilely, because I doubt you have it in you to change your mind: let's say I accept your conclusion that everything that begins to exist has a cause. You're willing to accept a thing that doesn't begin to exist (and don't even get me started on the utter crime against meaning that phrase is). Okay, fine: how the fuck can you demonstrate that the universe itself isn't the thing that didn't begin to exist? Where do you get off adding god to that?

Oh right, because you don't care about truth or logic, just ramming your bible into every gap in knowledge you have. Trust me, there probably aren't enough bibles in the world to accomplish that task for you.

You know what, how about you go and educate yourself on why this falls down, pokey? I know learning makes you nervous, but at least try it, okay? The temptation will be there to just say "godidit" again, but try and keep it down until the end of the page, alright?