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Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
(September 3, 2013 at 12:39 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 3, 2013 at 12:28 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: People are stupid. What else is new? I think the stupidest I've personally heard (on a very long airplane flight) is that the song "Running with the Devil" is proof that Satan is in direct control of the rock and roll industry. That's someone with a low standard of proof.

It never occurred to them that there might be a little satire and metaphor in music, apparently.

If religion was taught in school as a virus, that person would be like the final stage photo. "And here kids is where you will end up if you take the bible seriously." "Miss, that man looks very dumb" "yes kids they sometimes do"
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here) - by Lemonvariable72 - September 3, 2013 at 1:33 am

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