Christians, why are you hear (If you want to convert atheists read this)

[themonkeyman]

Ok I was going to reply to a bunch of people.

First Dirch you opinion is flawed at the core. You say that we say that A/S/K fails because we set it within our 'Timelines' and not on 'Gods'. Lets examine this on a simple level!

Please define God's Timeline - Where in the Bible does it say that God is slow to respond to prayer? Or that he may or may not reply. His Son JESUS said that if you knock it 'Shall Be Opened Unto You' he did not say 'Knock' and I might open if at some point if I can be bothered.

The next problem I have is the fact that I have prayed for many Years to God to introduce me to a Good Christian Woman. 2 Years Ago after 8 years praying I found a Girl I liked - fast forward one year we split up, Why because she was a psycho when you got to know her dark side. So I am now happily going out with a Non Christian - And I tell you this relationship is far better.

So where was God answering prayer - Did he? Sure you will say he did but that means that he is a cruel bastard in that the only woman he gave me is a psycho who cheated on me?

Now come on Drich - You believe in God and God clearly wants you to be happy or to continue believing in him so here's my request.

I need a deposit for a house, I need £5,000 - Can you pray to God that he will get me this money within the next month without interest or strings attached. E.g. £5,000 as an outright gift. Now the thing is it 'HAS' to be a gift that I was not 'EXPECTING'.

The next request if God decides that's too selfish is that I ask that my Step Brother who has Necrobiosis in his leg and will soon die will be cured! He is not a believer in God so that would be enough for God to show me an undescernable miracle and not it happening out of luck.

And the last request.
I ask that God physically feed all those who are hungry in the world today. That they do not neeed to eat for at least 48 hours because they will be full on the glory of 'GOD'.

They are selfless if you prove them to me with your 'Close' Relationship with God surely to prevent me going to hell God would do these 3 miracles in a heart beat. So I leave my eternal destination on your Shoulders Dritch and also on those of your savour 'Jesus'

'Dear Lord and Father in Heaven - I pray that you will remove the pain / the suffering and the torment that I may experience in the next life. Lord I put my full trust in your servant Dritch who will be the one who will bring me back to the fold. Father I pray that you do miracles not for me but for him so that either way one of us is more fulfilled. I pray this and ask it in the name of he who is Holy, Jesus Christ. Amen'