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Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)
(September 4, 2013 at 9:46 pm)Brakeman Wrote: This:

http://www.amazon.com/Helping-The-Retard...cr_pr_pb_t

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Quote:169 of 187 people found the following review helpful
Very helpful but only for retards!
By Kyria Abrahams on November 16, 2012
Format: Hardcover
Unfortunately, I purchased this product with the intent of teaching an able-bodied child about our Lord and Savior. Guess how well that went? Well, shortly after our second bible study, the child began to behave strangely. He requested pudding, and I gave it to him. He walked into a wall and dropped the pudding. I think we all know what transpired. Yes, the child came to know God, but the child is now retarded. I accept full responsibility for my mistake and I have prayed for the Lord's unlimited forgiveness. I have given this book five stars with the caveat that it should only be used for retards. May the infinite blessings of our white Christian Lord and Savior be with you and with your white families.
That was the most helpful reveiw. I'm not sure if they were trolling or if I should cry.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here) - by Lemonvariable72 - September 4, 2013 at 11:17 pm

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