Ever hear a christian say something so stupid.(Horror stories here)

[Heir Apparent]

Plenty of times. Some of my favorites, most having been included already, are:

- so you believe something comes from nothing?
- atheism is a religion.
- you cannot be moral or good without god.
- the Earth is 6,000 years old.
- the life cycle of a butterfly disproves evolution (true story).

And of course the legendary "bananas prove god." Carry on Ray, you crazy bastard.