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[Angrboda]

OH for fuck's sake - I am going to have to order some underwear on line.

Some of you guys (and gals) have been on awesome form today.

You know - there was a time when I could laugh freely without a little bit of wee coming out. Where the hell are those intelligent design freaks now. I was designed by a moron. This morning I stubbed my little toe on the settee too - what, exactly was the point of the little toe? It only exists to be stubbed.

There's a Japanese manufacturer who sells underwear with three leg holes such that if you soil the crotch due to incontinence or whatever, you can simply rotate the leg holes to obtain a fresh clean strip without having to change into a fresh pair. By this method you can triple the usable life of a pair of undies before they require washing. If you find yourself soiling yourself unusually frequently, you may want to acquire some of these.