I know that of course I was just being silly 
I have been known to say "Jesus Christ Monkey-balls!" or "Jesus Christ baloney sandwich" or "Jesus titty-fucking Christ" or even just "for Christ's sake", do I believe in Jesus though? No.
So, Indeed.
Anyway, time for a random joke that I found saved in my 'My Documents' folder:
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I have been known to say "Jesus Christ Monkey-balls!" or "Jesus Christ baloney sandwich" or "Jesus titty-fucking Christ" or even just "for Christ's sake", do I believe in Jesus though? No.
So, Indeed.
Anyway, time for a random joke that I found saved in my 'My Documents' folder:
John Sergeant on the UK show 'Argumental' Wrote:The bee is like Elton John: A bloated queen that thrives on the sticky nectar of a pansi.
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