Satan Disproves Christianity

[Bad Writer]

The contradictions are there. Wake the fuck up, stupid. A simple Google search will clue you to more than 1000 biblical contradictions.

Was Abraham justified by faith or works?
How many sons did he have?
How long was the Ark of the Covenant at Abinadab's house?
There are two creation accounts, and they contradict each other.
How should adultery be punished?
Did the city of Ai exist after Joshua destroyed it?
Does God actually wish for some to go to hell?
Did Jesus tell his disciples EVERYTHING?
Did Saul and Samuel kill all the Amalekites?
How long does God's anger last?
What were the names of the Apostles?
What was in the Ark of the Covenant?
When did Jesus ascend to Heaven?
Is the day of The Lord at hand?
How many languages were there before the Tower of Babel was built?
In whose name is Baptism to be performed?
Did Jesus baptize anyone?
When did Saul become David's enemy?
Should we believe everything?
How many believers were there at the time of the ascension?
Where did Jesus cure the blind man?
Should very man bear his own burden?
Can God do anything?
Did God kill all the Egyptian cattle in the sixth plague?
Did the cock crow before or after Peter's denial?
Is God the author of confusion?
Is it OK to curse people?
When did the Temple curtain rip?
From which of David's sons was Jesus descended?
To whom did Peter deny knowing Jesus?
Should believers discuss their faith with non-believers?
Did Jesus, Mary, and Joseph go to Egypt or to Nazareth?

I could go on, literally, for pages and pages. If you appeal to the Bible to answer any of the questions that I just listed, you will get multiple, differing answers each time. In case you didn't know, that's called a contradiction.