Evolution Trumps Creationism

[Ryantology]

see the above post to Zazzy

I already know what I'll find: you leaping through hoops and redefining words and meanings so that you can attempt to make sense of a senseless story. Let's just ignore the fact that none of the authors of the Bible shared your meaning because, unlike you, they had no way of knowing how long the world had been there and could be forgiven for thinking that the universe was installed a few years before they decided to speculate on its origins. People who think the universe was created in six days aren't going to think that 13 billion years passed between that and their present day.