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[Violet]

lol yeah I read the whole damn thing! looking for somewhere to get a word in edge wise, but alas. You demonstrated why are the queen and I'm a mere bunny.

..don't leave me again or I will also use your toothbrush and maybe hit on your Hottie

Unless you have a transmittable disease that is more persisting than a cold, I don't mind. I would never mind you going for Ashton, but I do highly doubt you would be able to satisfy him

This little trick of mine (being this trick (which you might understand can be a little bit difficult to get a word between (probably because I'm essentially using them as separators where there is no pause in speaking (that is, it mimics my actual speech (if you get me rolling)))) that involves an intricate understanding of exactly what I'm doing (pedantry) and ends up making what I say look like the hacking minigame in fallout 3 <you get it yet?>) confuses the shit out of a whole bunch of people, and I find it amusing that they don't have the attention span to understand that the things I am saying are digression from my main statement (this often leaves them confused when I suddenly shift gears back to the main point). Given that I also address points made in the excess of 10 minutes into the past as though there was no interruption (this is especially the case when others digress from the main point and start another point before I am able to 'get a word in edgewise' (I had an immensely entertaining time like, 8 months ago, when someone else DID have the attention span and 2 of my other friends thought I came out of NOWHERE with something I said, lol (they had been digressing like this for like, 15 minutes, during a dinner)), but it can also happen when I leave a room for a good half hour and come right back into the conversation as though I had never departed it (a larger meta example of this is I have a relationship with a friend of mine where we may not talk for 6 months, yet somehow talking to them again suddenly brings the past conversation to the forefront of my brain and we continue as best friends, weird shit)). I guess... I just don't understand how people don't have my ability to focus on something, but then, maybe they're just better where I'm not: multitasking. Can't do it for shit.

I'm not sure we can even call you a 'mere bunny' in this comparison: such would be far too great for the likes of you.

Edit: Added 'far' for some emphasis (I really wanted to make this clear, yknow?).