Evolution Trumps Creationism

[Drich]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Christians plagiarized the story of Noah's Ark from the Epic Of Gilgamesh. In fact, the ancient writers stole most of the Holy Bible from Egyptian, Hindu, and Jewish religions. Moses is stolen from Sargon of Akkad, Satan is stolen from Set, and Mary and Jesus were stolen from Isis, Osiris, and Horus. The writers also swiped the Ten Commandments from the Egyptian Book of the Dead.

Well then Good News Every one!
If the flood did indeed happen then wouldn't there be more than one source? think about it for a second, now throw that thought away and think about it honestly! If the sons of Noah split off and all became a nation unto themselves wouldn't the story of the flood follow all of the non 'Choosen' people as well?

There's also no geological evidence of a global flood. How the hell can 32,000 species of animal survive on a man-made ship. Noah is also something like 900 years old.

If the global flood happened then what are you looking for that is not already here?

In otherwords all other floods would contain a record in the strata debris that had been moved from higher ground and then being settled to lower ground... that is because water is being pushed from one point of orgin to another. Now imagine a flood that consumes everything all at once. where then does the debris go? No where. it all stays in one place. remember it wasn't just the rain, the earth produced geysers.