Satan Disproves Christianity

[Bad Writer]

If we can't agree upon what can be considered evidence then scientists may as well give up because John says they're doing it wrong. No one is going to placate to your pleas about what you think evidence may or may not be, John. It's the demonstrable substance that leads to facts, so if testimony from anyone is strong enough to fulfill these requirements, then why the fuck aren't you Buddhist or Mormon? If anyone is doing it wrong, then it's you.