RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
October 3, 2013 at 5:06 pm
(October 3, 2013 at 4:49 pm)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote: In the book of Romans, God Almighty says that there is no excuse for not believing in the Creator.
Let me quote to you from the Book of Ryan:
Ryan 2:21: Fuck off, god wad.
Amen.
Now, the question becomes, will you obey this commandment of the Book of Ryan? Ryan says that he'll kick you in the throat if you don't, and that you're without excuse for not believing in Him.
Honestly, if Ryan kicks you in the throat, you're practically asking for it, if you don't fuck off.
Because, as it says in the Book of Ryan:
Ryan 1:1: I'mma kick you in the throat.
Amen.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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