You left out that you relied on a lethal dose of presupposition and Special Pleading to make your proof work. And your recipe still came out wrong.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'