^ Lucky break
> I was caught on the roof of a night club pissed as a motherfucker by two po's, managed to get down the fence at the back by balancing against a flimsy gutter/drain pipe but i ended up on the wrong side of the fence, inside the club's smokers area... Luckily for me the police must have thought i could never be that stupid, and i'm pretty sure they went after me on the other side of the fence, because i sat watching the entrance for a few minuets and saw no sign of them.
V Another cop story
> I was caught on the roof of a night club pissed as a motherfucker by two po's, managed to get down the fence at the back by balancing against a flimsy gutter/drain pipe but i ended up on the wrong side of the fence, inside the club's smokers area... Luckily for me the police must have thought i could never be that stupid, and i'm pretty sure they went after me on the other side of the fence, because i sat watching the entrance for a few minuets and saw no sign of them.
V Another cop story
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