^ hmm another lucky break 
> cut up a driver turning across a dual carriageway, drove down the road and pulled into a cul-de-sac and stropped. > Cut across car pulls up sharply alongside and off duty PC plod gets out and continues to tear a strip off ...fair cop, I was wrong > plod lightens up > proceeds to joke to faultlessly sensible and upstanding citizen & wife that she ought not 'tamper with the crown jewels' whilst I was driving > plod inadvertently brings about a severe reprimand and just about manages to leave with his job intact > me could hardly contain my laughter
v another cop story

> cut up a driver turning across a dual carriageway, drove down the road and pulled into a cul-de-sac and stropped. > Cut across car pulls up sharply alongside and off duty PC plod gets out and continues to tear a strip off ...fair cop, I was wrong > plod lightens up > proceeds to joke to faultlessly sensible and upstanding citizen & wife that she ought not 'tamper with the crown jewels' whilst I was driving > plod inadvertently brings about a severe reprimand and just about manages to leave with his job intact > me could hardly contain my laughter

v another cop story