It's always interesting to me that whenever someone points to some example of pareidolia, either visual or auditory, they always, without fail, have to preface it with an instruction of what you are meant to see or hear. It's a statutory requirement. Not for them the ambiguity of "what does this sound like to you?" and getting a thousand different responses; no, they must tell you, program you, that if you listen "you'll hear him saying 'thank you Satan' ".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'