RE: How to bury a monster?
October 17, 2013 at 8:12 pm
(This post was last modified: October 17, 2013 at 8:12 pm by Zazzy.)
Treat him the way we treated bin Laden. Dump his dead ass in the middle of the ocean somewhere with no fanfare.
I think burying bodies in cemeteries is really weird anyway. It takes up a shitload of space, in most places you need to embalm (which is fucking bizarre) and have a coffin (also bizarre), it wastes ecological resources, and the person isn't there anyway, so the whole "going to visit grandma" thing is also weird. Bodies should rot into the ground or feed the wildlife or be used as teaching tools.
I think burying bodies in cemeteries is really weird anyway. It takes up a shitload of space, in most places you need to embalm (which is fucking bizarre) and have a coffin (also bizarre), it wastes ecological resources, and the person isn't there anyway, so the whole "going to visit grandma" thing is also weird. Bodies should rot into the ground or feed the wildlife or be used as teaching tools.
