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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real


Badger Badger Badger Badger Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
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#2
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
Blasphemer.

Come back to me when this fake god has a day named after him

All hail Odin!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
Quote:Hail Marinara

Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables).
Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
RAmen.
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#4
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
I'm scared ._.
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#5
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
Heh Smile
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#6
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
I don't need proof, I have faith.

Plus, that's not flying, that's swimming...with style.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
(August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm)Exian Wrote: I don't need proof, I have faith.

I literally LOL'd
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
I'm getting a more fettuccine feel. Since I've only ever heard of one flying spaghetti monster this can't be it. Maybe one of his minions though.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
Heretic.
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#10
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
While still a pasta, does ravioli count as being touched by His Noodly appendage? It's noodly, but hardly an appendage. More of a pillow, stuffed with goodness.

Had some for lunch and was unclear on this matter of doctrine.
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