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How to bury a monster?

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How to bury a monster?
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RE: How to bury a monster?
October 17, 2013 at 8:19 pm
For some reason, that reminds me of a favorite joke, TGAC.

Quote:A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive penis. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

"I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
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How to bury a monster?

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How to bury a monster? - by Something completely different - October 17, 2013 at 7:45 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Minimalist - October 17, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Zazzy - October 17, 2013 at 8:12 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Zazzy - October 17, 2013 at 8:18 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by pineapplebunnybounce - October 17, 2013 at 11:11 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Minimalist - October 17, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Rev. Rye - October 17, 2013 at 9:53 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Minimalist - October 17, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Rev. Rye - October 17, 2013 at 11:55 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by *Deidre* - October 18, 2013 at 12:00 am

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