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How to bury a monster?
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RE: How to bury a monster?
I've got an interesting idea; cremate him and send the ashes up in a rocket. This doesn't have to be a good rocket; all you need is a crappy enough rocket that it will be destroyed, Challenger-style, somehwere in the atmosphere. So, therefore, they don't even know where the ashes were scattered, and you get a cool-looking explosion in the process.

Of course, there's the big problem of finding some rocket builder who's willing to create rockets designed to blow up Challenger-style in the atmosphere while carrying the ashes of someone who's committed crimes against humanity.

Or maybe have some guys snort up the ashes. I can say from firsthand experience that that isn't too unpleasant an experience.
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How to bury a monster? - by Something completely different - October 17, 2013 at 7:45 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Minimalist - October 17, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Zazzy - October 17, 2013 at 8:12 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Zazzy - October 17, 2013 at 8:18 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by pineapplebunnybounce - October 17, 2013 at 11:11 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Minimalist - October 17, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Rev. Rye - October 17, 2013 at 9:53 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Minimalist - October 17, 2013 at 11:03 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by Rev. Rye - October 17, 2013 at 11:55 pm
RE: How to bury a monster? - by *Deidre* - October 18, 2013 at 12:00 am

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