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RE: Fuck Churches
October 25, 2013 at 10:05 am
(October 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 1:47 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: You've got that backwards. They never feed 'em until after the sermon.

Maybe they think they'll turn into gremlins if they do?

No, because if you feed them before the sermon, they might excuse themselves and leave before hearing the "good news" that they've probably heard dozens of times before and aren't interested in in the first place.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Fuck Churches - by themonkeyman - October 24, 2013 at 5:55 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Tonus - October 24, 2013 at 5:58 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by themonkeyman - October 24, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Tonus - October 24, 2013 at 8:31 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 24, 2013 at 6:29 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 24, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 24, 2013 at 1:47 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 25, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 25, 2013 at 4:45 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 25, 2013 at 5:30 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 25, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Psykhronic - October 24, 2013 at 6:39 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Godschild - October 25, 2013 at 12:09 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by DLJ - October 25, 2013 at 11:17 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Godschild - October 25, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by DLJ - October 25, 2013 at 11:14 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 26, 2013 at 12:53 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by themonkeyman - October 24, 2013 at 6:57 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 24, 2013 at 7:48 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Captain Colostomy - October 24, 2013 at 7:23 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 24, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Drich - October 24, 2013 at 9:41 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Drich - October 25, 2013 at 12:06 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 25, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Zazzy - October 24, 2013 at 9:46 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 24, 2013 at 9:54 am
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RE: Fuck Churches - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2013 at 11:58 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Something completely different - October 24, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Zen Badger - October 24, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Psykhronic - October 24, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Something completely different - October 24, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Psykhronic - October 24, 2013 at 3:09 pm
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RE: Fuck Churches - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2013 at 9:01 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by DLJ - October 24, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 24, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Mister Agenda - October 24, 2013 at 12:14 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Owlix - October 24, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 24, 2013 at 12:35 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Mystical - October 24, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Owlix - October 24, 2013 at 9:06 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2013 at 9:07 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Mystical - October 24, 2013 at 10:07 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Polaris - October 24, 2013 at 10:25 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 25, 2013 at 7:00 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 25, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Captain Colostomy - October 25, 2013 at 7:24 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Tonus - October 25, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by bladevalant546 - October 25, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 26, 2013 at 4:40 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Owlix - October 25, 2013 at 12:51 pm

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