Meh. I like me some old birds. Married one of them too. She is 70 now and I am an entire decade her junior. (Nice being the young hunk.) But she really has a shapely body, the kind of ass you could bivouac on in a pinch. Her mind is as active as ever and she is a much more voracious reader than I am.
As for distinguished, unless that includes 'portly' I'm afraid I no longer qualify. I had such an outstanding metabolism when I was younger. Now calories check in but never leave, little fuckers.
As for distinguished, unless that includes 'portly' I'm afraid I no longer qualify. I had such an outstanding metabolism when I was younger. Now calories check in but never leave, little fuckers.