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Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right?
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RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right?
Zazzy,

Age does terrible things to all of us. My wife used to have perfect 20:20 vision but as time passed she started to get long sighted.

In what was obviously a bad idea I explained that this was natures way of shielding her from what was happening to the rest of her - this did not go down well.

Then we were in a restaurant waiting to be seated. The girl gave us menus to peruse and I noticed that my wife was holding the menu at arms length.

"You need glasses."
"I don't"
"Darling - you are now reading the menu with your pussy."

Didn't go down well either.

There was another example but as I too am getting older I forgot it. If it comes back to me I'll post it later.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Owlix - October 25, 2013 at 12:43 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by catfish - October 25, 2013 at 1:05 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by max-greece - October 25, 2013 at 1:11 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Cyberman - October 25, 2013 at 8:57 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by max-greece - October 25, 2013 at 9:19 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Owlix - October 25, 2013 at 1:14 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Minimalist - October 25, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Mystical - October 25, 2013 at 1:55 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Zazzy - October 25, 2013 at 8:38 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Zazzy - October 25, 2013 at 9:01 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Zazzy - October 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Silver - October 25, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Zazzy - October 25, 2013 at 4:11 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Crossless1 - October 25, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Esquilax - October 25, 2013 at 3:32 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Cinjin - October 27, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by pocaracas - October 25, 2013 at 4:07 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Kayenneh - October 25, 2013 at 5:29 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Cato - October 25, 2013 at 10:32 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Ryantology - October 25, 2013 at 4:31 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by catfish - October 27, 2013 at 4:32 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Crossless1 - October 25, 2013 at 11:07 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Fruity - October 25, 2013 at 11:17 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Simon Moon - October 25, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Tonus - October 25, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Owlix - October 25, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Zazzy - October 25, 2013 at 4:26 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by max-greece - October 27, 2013 at 4:03 pm
RE: Atheists, you talk to yourselves, right? - by Mystical - October 27, 2013 at 5:10 pm

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