Jesus contacted me 2 days ago in my head I know it was him why:... well this is how it went...
First I heard this ringing in my head then this female voice came to me (FV)
(FV) "Hello there, Im calling on behalf of our lord and savior would you accept a call?"
(ME) "well as long as its not COLLECT"
(FV) " verry well ill transfer you to him now"
***short pause and a click***
(JC) "Hello ?!?"
(ME) "What?"
(JC) "Just wanted to let someone know I was on my way back and they ALL have it wrong and anyone I see wearing a crusifix I'm personaly going to nail them to their OWN."
(ME) "Ha ha just kidding nobody home please leave your message at the tone"
***Beep***
(JC) ***Click***
(ME) "huh? musta not been important"
First I heard this ringing in my head then this female voice came to me (FV)
(FV) "Hello there, Im calling on behalf of our lord and savior would you accept a call?"
(ME) "well as long as its not COLLECT"
(FV) " verry well ill transfer you to him now"
***short pause and a click***
(JC) "Hello ?!?"
(ME) "What?"
(JC) "Just wanted to let someone know I was on my way back and they ALL have it wrong and anyone I see wearing a crusifix I'm personaly going to nail them to their OWN."
(ME) "Ha ha just kidding nobody home please leave your message at the tone"
***Beep***
(JC) ***Click***
(ME) "huh? musta not been important"
Did I make a good point? thumbs up 
I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
