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Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
February 1, 2010 at 12:48 am
(January 31, 2010 at 2:35 pm)Xyster Wrote: Jesus contacted me 2 days ago in my head I know it was him why:... well this is how it went...

First I heard this ringing in my head then this female voice came to me (FV)

(FV) "Hello there, Im calling on behalf of our lord and savior would you accept a call?"
(ME) "well as long as its not COLLECT"
(FV) " verry well ill transfer you to him now"
***short pause and a click***
(JC) "Hello ?!?"
(ME) "What?"
(JC) "Just wanted to let someone know I was on my way back and they ALL have it wrong and anyone I see wearing a crusifix I'm personaly going to nail them to their OWN."
(ME) "Ha ha just kidding nobody home please leave your message at the tone"
***Beep***
(JC) ***Click***

(ME) "huh? musta not been important"

Confusedhock:

WOW!
You too??

I usually get...
"Hello. You have reached the Afterlife Message Centre. The god you are trying to contact is unavaliable to take your call. ...... Please leave you prayer after the tone........BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

Fucking anoying reallyROFLOL
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus? - by KichigaiNeko - February 1, 2010 at 12:48 am

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