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Poll: What do you think of this story in the Book of Job?
This poll is closed.
It's a completely literal story that should inspire Christians to do right.
6.67%
2 6.67%
Yahweh is way to concerned about how much people love him.
16.67%
5 16.67%
It's completely the Devil's fault.
3.33%
1 3.33%
God works in mysterious ways.
3.33%
1 3.33%
Both god and the devil are a couple of wicked wicked horrible, self-absorbed characters in a fictional story.
63.33%
19 63.33%
I'm proud to be a sheep. This is a great story.
6.67%
2 6.67%
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Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
(November 4, 2013 at 5:26 pm)Tonus Wrote: Then he rips Job a new asshole for having the sensible reaction of figuring that god would explain why he had allowed such horrors to be visited upon him.

And think about what Job's reaction would be after hearing that all the horrible things he went through was because God was just trying to prove a point to Satan. I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty pissed, and that's the point where I'd renounce God.

I'm wondering if it wasn't the case that Job was just a really devout follower of God, but he was too stupid to realize that God was fucking him over.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 1, 2013 at 10:09 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Sejanus - November 1, 2013 at 10:12 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Jacob(smooth) - November 27, 2013 at 11:09 am
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Minimalist - November 1, 2013 at 10:12 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by catfish - November 1, 2013 at 10:15 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Captain Colostomy - November 1, 2013 at 10:25 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 1, 2013 at 10:28 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by catfish - November 1, 2013 at 10:39 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Captain Colostomy - November 1, 2013 at 11:08 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by catfish - November 1, 2013 at 11:11 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Captain Colostomy - November 1, 2013 at 11:33 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Minimalist - November 1, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Mister Agenda - November 4, 2013 at 1:12 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Bad Writer - November 1, 2013 at 10:49 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by catfish - November 1, 2013 at 11:40 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Captain Colostomy - November 2, 2013 at 12:34 am
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 2, 2013 at 3:21 am
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by catfish - November 2, 2013 at 9:33 am
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by themonkeyman - November 4, 2013 at 3:28 pm
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Tonus - November 4, 2013 at 5:26 pm
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Tonus - November 4, 2013 at 8:17 pm
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Mystical - November 8, 2013 at 10:49 am
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Optimistic Mysanthrope - November 9, 2013 at 10:47 am
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 12, 2013 at 5:28 pm
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 13, 2013 at 9:41 am
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Tonus - November 13, 2013 at 10:04 am
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Cinjin - November 13, 2013 at 10:13 am
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Lion IRC - November 13, 2013 at 5:07 pm
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RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job - by Bad Writer - November 13, 2013 at 6:26 pm
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