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Things I learned in church
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RE: Things I learned in church
(November 5, 2013 at 2:46 am)Ivy Wrote: My last pastor:

"The day my son masturbates will be the day I failed as a pastor."

No joke.

Take your pleasure in knowing that that pastor has already failed. Sometimes multiple times a day. Devil

It's just a known fact about young men. Tongue
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Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 12:51 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Lion IRC - November 3, 2013 at 1:01 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Paraselene - November 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by freedomfromforum - November 3, 2013 at 3:41 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Cinjin - November 3, 2013 at 9:49 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Brakeman - November 3, 2013 at 1:10 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Einharjar - November 3, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 1:52 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 3, 2013 at 1:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bucky Ball - November 3, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 3, 2013 at 11:07 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by DLJ - November 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 2:18 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 3, 2013 at 5:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 3, 2013 at 3:32 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 3, 2013 at 9:46 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Faith No More - November 3, 2013 at 7:10 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 3, 2013 at 8:32 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 3, 2013 at 10:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 4, 2013 at 12:38 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 4, 2013 at 1:39 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Cinjin - November 4, 2013 at 1:46 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 4, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 5, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 4, 2013 at 12:41 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 4, 2013 at 4:25 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 4, 2013 at 11:23 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bucky Ball - November 5, 2013 at 1:18 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 4, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Godschild - November 5, 2013 at 1:48 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 2:46 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Esquilax - November 5, 2013 at 3:21 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Fruity - November 5, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:09 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Doubting Thomas - November 5, 2013 at 2:02 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 2:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:29 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:34 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 5, 2013 at 4:42 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 4:48 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:10 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 10:23 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:32 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 6, 2013 at 10:38 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by ronedee - November 6, 2013 at 10:43 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 11:28 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 5, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Ayen - November 5, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Crossless1 - November 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by ThomM - November 5, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Drich - November 6, 2013 at 9:53 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by tokutter - November 6, 2013 at 10:40 am
RE: Things I learned in church - by Mystical - November 5, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 5:38 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Godschild - November 5, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Things I learned in church - by Bob Kelso - November 5, 2013 at 5:53 pm

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